have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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