just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
