I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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