i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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