my vag is so smooth its legendary
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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