what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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