Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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