so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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