Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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