It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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