I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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