How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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