Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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