Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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