do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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