There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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