last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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