i think i have herpe
just one?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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