So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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