dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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