Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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