What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
