I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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