what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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