i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
only you would photoshop your dick
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I need to sanitize my soul.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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