Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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