So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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