Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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