theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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