Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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