WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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