Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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