hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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