what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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