There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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