Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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