careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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