We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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