I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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