I'm really into asian looking animals
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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