So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.