I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style