I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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