I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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