Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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