Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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