HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
