she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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