Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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