Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This baby is an asshole
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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