Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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