don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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