youre lurking in front of me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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