We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
