3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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