I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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