lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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