my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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