This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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